Melissa is a gorgeous human who’s ass is so big it can crush every bitch in the United States of America and on top of that she is so insanely beautiful that girls cry every night because they want to look like her
by their girlfriend November 22, 2021
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Melissa is my whole world she is an amazing person I love her so much no one can take her from me she’s my angel she is the only person who has the key to my heart
by Hosstheboss117 November 30, 2019
Also know as fart girl because shes silent and deadly. Melissa doesn't have a soul but she possesses many and hides them in plain sight disguised as freckles on her pale body and vanilla face (bang bang skeet skeet nigga)Shes not tall enough to make it on the rides at 6 flags but she Fucks the system so no other fucks Are given. Shes awesome and will poke ur eyes out because u are a systematic drone to the man. She believes in free speech and the freedom to do what she wants. Melissa is always down to cut a stalken bitch and steal her soul. All and all shes a great friend that I would proudly march along side and die for when its our time to rise! MY SISTER. .....VIVA LA REVALUATION
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