Meatball sundae

The mixing together of two excellent business ideas with predictably disastrous results.

When Anheuser-Busch spends $40 million on an online network called BudTV, that's a meatball sundae. It leads to no new Bud drinkers, just a bad case of indigestion.

by The Commadore August 05, 2008

spicy meatball

A very sexy, but plump, Italian girl.

Now that broad, Maria -- look at those tits and curves. She sure is one spicy meatball.

by j_chlo July 01, 2004

creeping meatballism

Propensity of Americans to eschew or reject individualism and think in prescribed patterns out of a genuine fear of stepping out and thinking on their own.

"The average person...thinks in prescribed patterns. People...have a genuine fear of stepping out and thinking on their own.'Creeping Meatballism' is this rejection of individuality. It's conformity."

by Rusty Nail of Bronx Whitestone November 25, 2013

the chance of meatballs

the astonishing art of when your best friend does the splits all the way down for the first time and rips his ballsack open

Cody got the chance of meatballs yesterday.

by nutpotassium October 15, 2019

Sweedish meatballing

The act of a male stuffing his testicles inside the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and banging the hole with said testicles. This can be done while the penis is being used in the same hole or seperate hole or balls alone.

I was banging this chick and she looked bored, so I started sweedish meatballing her butt while we screwed.

by Cave'n December 05, 2012

Saucy Meatballs

The word you use when cum gets on your balls.

Bro I just made some Saucy Meatballs.

by Food, Masturbation January 15, 2020

The Meatball Man

The Meatball Man is a wrester, boxer, mascot, and former olympian. Though he is famous for being an athletic icon for the past 40 years, he is rarely seen in public, and therefore has many imposters--especially throughout the streets of Alabama. Some imposters have been identified:
Howie Mandell
The infamous Johnny Methlab
Danny DeVito
Mel B
Land and Sea Goblins

Some other famous Hollywood celebrities are seen, but not as often.
For the duration of his wrestling career, The Meatball Man was known as "The Ultimate Meatball" or "Meatball the Great".

We hope you're doing well, Meatball Man. We know you're out there.

LOOK, OVER THERE! IT'S THE MEATBALL MAN!!

wait..

*rips off costume* JOHNNY METHLAB?
*rips off mask* HOWIE MANDELL?
*rips off mask* DANNY DEVITO?
*rips off mask* DONALD TRUMP?
*rips off mask* MEL B?
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A LAND GOBLIN!
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A SEA GOBLIN!!
*rips off mask* .....JOHNNY METHLAB?!

by Simon J. Riddleson aka Ridley August 25, 2018