by Cap'n Handi November 10, 2006
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Get the Massachusetts wrecking ball mug.A girl from Massachusetts (or anywhere else) enthusiastically performs felattio on not one but two penises simultaneously
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Get the Massachusetts Meat Lovers mug.A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .
"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..
by NEhater January 8, 2014
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Vinny: Yeah dude, I pulled the Massachusetts Lane Change on her last night, she freaked out.
Johnny: Did she cry?
Vinny: Yeah a little bit, mostly because she never had anal before, I told her I slipped.
Johnny: Did she cry?
Vinny: Yeah a little bit, mostly because she never had anal before, I told her I slipped.
by Tom Sumner October 4, 2008
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by TheChowderExpert March 11, 2015
Get the Massachusetts Clam Chowder mug.A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.
We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.
by endusone April 29, 2011
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