Fonso Magic

The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."

Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!

by Freight Fags March 27, 2016

Boyfriend Magic

The incredible power a boyfriend has to make his girlfriend happy.

"You make everything better" -girlfriend
"Thats my job. Its called boyfriend magic."

by Lovehimalways June 7, 2012

Magic Dickskin

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.

"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"

by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009

magic good

A word used for pornography so that others don't understand what you are talking about.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person 2: Nothing, just watching some magic good.

by Karl Karlson Karlicious July 16, 2008

canned magic

Any kind of web portal/forum/news script/ect... package that you can download, install, and set up without having to do any kind of coding for. Everything is done for you.

I would write my own portal, but canned magic is so easy!

by Brian and Darby September 30, 2004

selfie magic

This term applies to people who take multiples of pictures combined with angles, filters and settings to capture the right picture to hide all the imperfections that they see or think others will.

There is no written example of "selfie magic", you know who you are.

by @tristvn February 12, 2014

Hoochie Magic

A woman’s magic pertaining to her sacred and sensual mysteries.

The way knowing a good woman can make the world sparkle and feel calm and serene is a type of Hoochie Magic.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023