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Lumber Babies

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.
by Porksword153 January 4, 2024
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lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!
by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018
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lumber

Glasgow word for hooking up with someone. It can range from just holding hands to kissing to heavy petting to sex.
She never took lumbers
by Ned Wood July 20, 2023
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