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Convention Lollipop

A con-goer who is extremely attractive but is lacking in the areas required for an on-going relationship. Used for flirting, showing off, and possibly sex at the convention only. You may use the same convention lollipop over several years. Similar to arm candy.
That dude had the most beautiful body Fawn had ever seen, but the intelligence of a gopher. No matter, she'd found her convention lollipop.
by The Blanket Monster July 31, 2010
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fuzzy lollipop

Wiping ones erect member on a toilet seat, followed by fellatio.
Kaylee loves it when I give her a fuzzy lollipop. She was picking the hairs out of her teeth for the rest of the day.
by N Frott November 18, 2015
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Lollipop Bleed

When you eat so many lollipops that the roof of your mouth starts to bleed
God, Halloween gave me such a lollipop bleed!
by isakarnarson November 8, 2010
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Chocolate Lollipop

verb
when you stick your finger up your ass and fart
I'm gonna do the Chocolate Lollipop, I'm bored.
by v_il2 March 15, 2021
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Legs lollipop

is it a women that has delicious legs, and a juicy middle. To have a leg lollipop is to grab the lollipop stick ( the women's legs) with you hands, remove the wrapping (clothes), and then begin to lick the woman's pelvic area. After a little licking a juicy spot will be discovered, at which point you fully engulf the juicy middle into your mouth for enjoyment. E.g If a woman asks you for a"leg lollipop", or "lollipop" then she is asking you to lick her juicy middle.
I sat with her at a coffee bar, she whispered to me "wanna have a legs lollipop". So I took her to a private place and while I stood her against a wall, I dropped down to my knees, peeled away her clothing wrapper. After the clothing wrapper was pulled out of the way, I began to lick her juicy middle.
by whtronin April 30, 2015
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gertrude lollipop

When seducing an older woman, particularly with dentures, have her take out the false teeth before giving you a blowjob, creating an enjoyable slip-n-slide experience for your cock.
Dude Elinore Rosenstein gives the best Gertrude lollipops and she pays me for it too!
by justin shitburg July 4, 2008
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Cocaine Lollipop

A sex act in which the woman places a line of cocaine down the length of the man's erect penis, and then proceeds to deepthroat him while snorting the cocaine. Not to be confused with a cocaine popsicle.
"Megan OD'd on cocaine lollipops last night."
by Fatlove Homefries April 15, 2015
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