lohan

(verb): To steal an object in a blatant manner, and when you're called on the deed, insist that it was a gift. (lohanned, lohanning)

When Vladimir Putin lohanned New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring and then got called on it, he said that the ring was a gift, which is pretty much a textbook case of lohanning.

by Der Gonkulator June 17, 2013

Lohan

Rohan who keeps taking L's

Lohan took another L by saying that Pendu is better than Pessi

by Lohan Enthusiast October 3, 2021

drunker than a lohan

Being so drunk, you might just kill someone's father, their mother, and their son

Rucka: drinking rum & coke & getting Drunker Than a Lohan

by DudeAyyeManBroMan September 10, 2020

Lindsey Lohan drink

Lindsey Lohan drink, Redheaded slut, with coke.

Jäger, peach shnaps, coca-cola, Lindsey Lohan drink

by Yourwelcome0 November 17, 2013

lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once

God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!

by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016

Lohan

Rohan that keeps taking L's

Lohan strikes yet again

by Sussybaka_6969 September 26, 2021

lohanability

An individuals partying abilities.

That girl has so much lohanability it's crazy, she was at it til 7 in the morning.

by jerika October 3, 2007