Skip to main content

Food Locker 

A common practice amongst high school students. The ideas is for you and a friend "pimp" out a locker in various decorations and cram it with as much food as possible. Some ideas for decorations could include a tranquility fountain, flashing lights, disco balls, and pics of sporting events. However, the main object is to fill it with as much food as humanly possible; food would include candy bars, sodas, lollipops and nutritious snacks (in case your friend thinks he should be on the diet or in case your trying to drop a hint to your friend that he's a little on the heavy side.) The most important thing to remember of course is that its creativity and originalilty that count the most.
Dude 1: Have you seen Phil and Ed's food locker?
Dude 2: Naw, but I hear that thing is "pimped" wit a tranquility fountain and a flashing light.
Dude 1: Really!??!
Dude 2: Yeah, I might jus have to call that the Party Locker!
Dude 1: Sweet
Food Locker by 1025 November 5, 2004
Food Locker mug front
Get the Food Locker mug.
See more merch

Quief Locker 

1) An insult usually directed towards a girl.

OR

2) A girl's pair of underwear/pants after a long hot day with a disgustingly pungent odor. Usually the result of discharge, sweat and booty stank. Comparable to that of an old gym locker. A place where chick's hide their version of knob cheese.
After two weeks of dating, Jessica finally gave in and let me get some, its a shame i had to kick her ass out after she dropped her jeans and i got a whiff of her Quief Locker!
Quief Locker by ScottyKnew March 19, 2011

chutney locker 

gay slang for anus. An anal locker full of chutney.
come and stick your cock right up my chutney locker!!
chutney locker by Minger Magnet April 15, 2003

thumb locker 

Two small natural holes on the lower back of the girls.
When you see the girl lower back from behind, there might be two small holes, which will fit the thumbs of the hand if you grab the girl around the waist. That will lock the thumbs from sliding on the girls back. Thumb locker will allow the person holding the girl's waist to hold her firmly.

dick locker 

Someone who always has dicks inside them. They hold them like a locker
For example "Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"
"Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"
dick locker by Nobodybutme May 14, 2015

dutch locker 

When you fart in someone else's locker before they open it.
I see that they gave Cindy the old Dutch Locker since she puked in her locker again!
dutch locker by Fastford48 February 22, 2017

Gym locker Yogurt 

When your locker neighbor in gym class decides to spank the monkey and forget to throw away the object he cleaned himself with and leaves it in his gym locker. Over time it will begin to yellow and culture until it resembles yoplait Greek yogurt
Brad’s jizz napkin was never cleaned so now there is a culture of gym locker yogurt in his gym locker.