Lemasterism

The philosophical teachings of Fred LeMaster. These will help future teachers with classroom management skills. Students say he should write a book with all his insights of teaching.

Brandy: What can I do with this student that is acting crazy?
Kim: Oh yeah what did that one teacher tell us?
Ryan: LEMASTERISMS!!

by Block 2 March 5, 2009

Lemster

a person who is syrian and NOT persian. she is extremely beautiful and funny. deep down inside they want the american accent but dont admit it. they love the spanish language as well. this person also never stop texting through BBM. this person also love horror movie, sex and the city, 24!!!!

dude put your blackberry down youre becoming a lemster!?!!?

OMg 24 is on!!! dudes shut up im in lemster mode!

by ch - sergatron March 28, 2010

Lemur to the face

The act of planting your hand on the face of a moron.Closely related to a facepalm except damage is inflicted on another individual. It can be used yo replace a facepalm, to break up with someone, or when someone least expects it to lighten a mood. When you use this tactic on a anyone for any reason you must simultaneusly shout "LEMUR TO THE FACE!"

bill:"yo ted good job getting that new sewage inspector job!"
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry

by remdawgv July 22, 2010

Legussy

The area of the leg between top leg and bottom leg that, if bent, will look like female genitalia.

Person 1: Bro you got a FAT legussy.
Person 2: Thanks man, I go to the gym 4 days a week to get this baby juicy.

by silvergorilla April 25, 2022

Braeden Lemasters

A super cool and crazy talented guitarist and singer in the band Wallows, alongside Dylan Minnette and Cole Preston. He’s very funny and very kind. Stan for clear skin

Braeden Lemasters? more like BAEden Lemasters

by c837y January 29, 2021

A brokus legus

When a "tyrone" has broken his leg he usually will direct anything that people want him to do and use the phrase "I broke my leg."

mahh I cant pay for kfc i broke my leg. A brokus legus

by zach zenus anus October 5, 2018

Lemas

Someone who is experienced in real world skills like math or science but is also experienced with memes and urban slang

Person 1: Hey Micheal Just Texted Me A Dank Meme.
Person 2: WHAT?!? Micheal? Isn't He That Genius Kid With Perfect Grades
Person 1: Yeah I Know Right, I Didn't Know He Was A Lemas

by UrbanEel March 22, 2017