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legalized bribery

1. Campaign contributions to influence policy (quid quo pro)
2. So-called "Dark Money" campaign contributions
3. All the above that a politician does not report in violation of campaign finance laws

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, The Young Turks.
America politics is all about legalized bribery buy big business interests now.
by CyberForce_dc February 21, 2023
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Getting Legalled

Legally getting married typically only applies to same sex couples. However also adopted by those who support same sex marriage. It is also used for couples who are now having a legal ceremony, whereas prior only had a nonlegal ceremony.

After unit section 3 of The Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was ruled unconstitutional in 2013, this type of ceremony has become increasingly popular.
We are Getting Legalled. You are invited to attend the ceremony at x place at x time. Please RSVP by x date.
by dejavu152 January 13, 2014
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Legal technology

A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."
I won the case by using legal technology.
by digim0n5 June 26, 2021
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Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy doing something legal.
Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
by but for October 20, 2017
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Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.
Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.
by fishy! October 30, 2011
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being legal

"look it's Corliss * I heard she sells drugs* but no one has caught her so she is being legal"
by ilymariahcarey December 3, 2020
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legally stupid

A person that has IQ below 90.
Man, this guy is legally stupid, he doesn't even know how to wear pants!
by Excustic July 1, 2016
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