Lawnmower tits

Tits that will take your face....off.

Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.

by Solid Mantis November 04, 2020

Hitler's Lawnmower

The act of inserting a length of barbed wire into the rectum of another human with the aid of a PVC pipe, before aggressively removing the barbed wire as if the person is a stubborn lawnmower.

The filthy bastard hit him with Hitler's lawnmower

by Morris Lester January 31, 2025

lawnmower hair

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.

the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair

by annyywayyss November 07, 2017

German Lawnmower

The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.

-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.

by Naps and Juice September 06, 2020

Pork-Based Lawnmower

MAOAM - Mow Ham...

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)

by MattusFinchus June 03, 2023

gringo lawnmower

Eats a married Mexican lady from the back

Just waiting on Tony to finish his gringo lawnmower

by Florida Offensive June 03, 2022

Lawnmowered

Drunk

I was totally lawnmowered last night...

by SalmonJack May 12, 2015