German Lawnmower

The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.

-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.

by Naps and Juice September 6, 2020

lawnmower hair

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.

the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair

by annyywayyss November 7, 2017

Pork-Based Lawnmower

MAOAM - Mow Ham...

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)

by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023

Lawnmower

The thing a Mexican uses to mow my lawn

The Mexican used the lawnmower to mow my lawn

by Dhdve February 11, 2022

Louisiana Lawnmower

When a man pours a can of beer into a woman's asshole, followed by putting anal beads in, She will then try to take a shit, as she does the man rips out the anal beads like he is starting a lawnmower.

Person 1: I gave my three year old a Louisiana lawnmower
Person 2: what the fuck Jim

by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025

Lawnmower technique

When a girl is full of laxatives and you rip a pair of anal needs out like your starting a lawnmower

Hey girl, wanna do the lawnmower technique and see what splats

by Jdawg420289747 February 16, 2024

Maryland Lawnmower

When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.

He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.

by Bruvongeezy July 12, 2024