golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.

jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school

by damo dazza February 27, 2024

Laptop effect

Same as the Iphone effect, but with a laptop.

guy 1: "Guys, save the table while I'm going to get some food."
(while waiting, one friend takes out their laptop to fill the blank, then another, then another)
(the other comes back, sits, feels awkward because of the silence)
guy 1: "Ah, that laptop effect is killing the conversation, just stop!"

by lait_au_chocolat January 27, 2010

laptop

a place where boomers complain about drugs and robots taking over

the fuckin laptop is about to explode!!!!

by ..whr May 01, 2024

Laptop

A porn addicted trip of guilt and "filled socks".

When i opened my laptop and had to buy new socks like A LOT of new socks.

by SkepticalZebra8 February 07, 2018

Laptop

Something you do you to random homework on

Im using my laptop to do crappy homework

by My_Life_Is_A_Lie December 20, 2023

Laptop

A laptop is a portable computer that cant manage to get 60+ fps without you spending around 900$ dollars into it.

"Hello lady, would you like to buy a laptop, here we have an amazing model; 4 gigs of ram, intel pentium, integrated graphics and 1tb of storage"

by LagMage May 06, 2021

Laptop

A trash gaming device

Wow that must be a laptop it suck at gaming

by What thr May 05, 2020