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shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!
I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.
by pasty fuck June 30, 2018
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Kooks 3

In 1936 a series of serial rapings took place in the states, Idaho, Nebraska, Kansas, and southern Nevada. After a 23 year long investigation the FBI successfully tracked down and raided a national terrorist organization that is "Kooks 3". 40 years after the incident and we only now figure out that the United States government has been using the organization as a paid method to kidnap and silence anti-police brutality protesters and black people, especially children.
"man, I shure do love Kooks 3"
by Zechoni June 3, 2020
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Kook

A kook is someone who only skis or snowboards on the weekend. Usually at Steven's Pass.

Kooks leave Seattle at "the crack of dawn" aka 7:30 a.m. and when they arrive to a full parking lot, they'll just park on the freeway. Kooks also like to bring their expensive dogs to the resort and lock them in the car all day. Then, the kooks will proceed to go around and yell at everyone, especially employees, like they own the place.

A kook may be a relatively decent rider, but they will never really progress past a certain kooky point. This is due to never fully committing to more than one or two days a week to the sport. They spend much more time thinking about the mountain and shopping for gear online while they waste away at their desk jobs.

Kooks hate resort employees. Kooks think they're probably better skiers than the employees anyway, due to being smarter in general and more successful. And like, way richer. Which leads me to my final kooky point.

Looks can be deceiving. Kooks can often afford the best gear, since they have lots of down time at their boring desk jobs and also more money. They spend a lot of time researching and buying all the best gear online. While paying full price like the Kooks that they are.

Everyone has a little bit of kook in them but some more so than others.
Look at that kook parking on the highway. I sure hope they don't ask me for a ride home later after their cars get towed.
by How We Doin' March 14, 2022
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kook

one of the most cutest people (or rabbit ig?) to exist~ also known as jeon jungkook from kpop boy band BTS.
army 1: OMO- KOOK LOOKS SO PRECIOUS IN THIS RUN EPISODEEEE

army 2: IKRR
by notjeon March 21, 2021
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Kook Selca Day

January 25th. Jeon Jungkook took a selca and posted it
"Today Jeon Jungkook posted a selca, so we call it kook selca day"
by lvlyhyuck January 24, 2021
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Kooks

Someone you hold affection for. Someone you love.
Goodnight kooks, I’ll talk to you tomorrow
by CadenceCampbell May 10, 2019
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Kook aid pop

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she gives you head
My girl was on her period so I gave her a refreshing kook aid pop
by Redtuesday August 17, 2015
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