Justin Kirk

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SEXIEST ACTORS EVER!! Know for being Andy on Weeds but plays in other amazing movies. Such as See you in September as A.J..

(Andy, who is played by Justin Kirk, is sitting on the couch while Doug is sitting in a chair and they are arguing)

Andy Botwin: Hey Lupita, settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?

Lupita: The coffee table.

by TheGirlNextDoor0001 January 6, 2012

Cap'n Kirk

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"
"Lemme see."
"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

by Sebastian B. August 23, 2004

kirk-a-jerk

A prank pulled on your friends, where you grab one by the shoulders and forcefully ram your knee into their anus. Patented by the famous Aaron Kirk. One may confuse a kirk-a-jerk with farting while having a penis in your anus.

"I saw kaps doing some kind of bodybuilding bullshit, so i took the opportunity to give him one good kirk-a-jerk. Man did he yelp"

by drewbin arubin May 2, 2006

Kirk Hammet

The lead guitarist of Metallica and is one of if not THE best damn guitar player that has ever lived.

wow, kirk hammet just kicked the shit out of my dog.

by §cott June 5, 2004

kirk hammet

Lead guitarist for Metallica, since 1983. Replaced Dave Mustaine. Gets a lot of shit from Megadeth fans and from idiots who otherwise don't like Metallica. He's a damn good player though.

Kirk Hammett can play faster than you or anyone you know, so think twice before saying that he "sucks", ok?

by bryan18 October 17, 2005

Kirk Beger

The coolest man in the world. All men want to be him and all women want to sleep with him.

That Kirk Beger is fucking awesome!

by The collective people of planet Earth March 26, 2005

Kirk Hammet

One of the fastest guitarist ever. If you see him in concert he does arpegio runs that will blow your mind. The only reason the new albums don't have solos is because James Hetfield writes all the songs and he never writes anything that pushes Hammet's skills.

Kirk Hammet is so badass.
He replaced Mustaine he must be good.

by Spawn November 12, 2005