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Kelsey

red-head, frotch, annoying girl. she tries to be friends with you but cant talk to you when you hang out. when she leaves she will text you a million times and if you dont respond she gets really pissed off and tries making you feel bad. but you dont feel bad cuz she is so awkward around you. somethings she does are kinda funny but you dont really wanna laugh cuz you just really think about how bad you want to kick her in the gut. she is a poser and acts like she is a party animal but really nope, she's not.
conversation via text message:

Kelsey: Hey
friend: hi =
kelsey: whats up?
friend: nmu?
kelsey: same u?
friend: you just asked me.
kelsey: haha my b.
...ten mins later...
kelsey: soo....
....five mins later...
kelsey: k cool
friend: cool what?
kelsey: you arent talking to me
friend: ummm did you say something worth responding to?
Kelsey: w/e bye
by Liz Bian December 23, 2009
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known as the Flushing whore. Askanyone from Flushing and they will say...I heard she's Fucked everyone at the school including middle schoolers, or I hear she's pregnant again...oh wait she's prob lying like usual.
dude you know Kelsey r?

yeah dude, she's Fucked my older and younger brother..she nasty!
by yourface2100 October 20, 2012
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Always smiling, always eating cake(you know what I mean) Likes hanging out with Tyler's dad. A real mans man
Tyler's dad reminds me of a Kelsey
by Super Beeg February 2, 2017
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Desperate semen craving slag who rather enjoys trying to roast people
Harvey “caught Kelsey blew me off last night now my dick hurts think she gave me a std “
by lugi67554 March 22, 2018
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Kelsey is a social party girl. Like a spider to a fly. Selfish, needy, unstable little girl. Her outward behavior makes her more of an embarrassment than attractive, try as she might. Easily jealous, immature and attention seeking. Also known as a bar fly, bar wench. Has more bed partners than she can count, or remember, literally. Although she tends to be trendy her fashion sense is horribly trashy, including her makeup. Eye sore. She would rather make excuses and poor life choices than become responsible. Typically uses people, men, to her advantage. Sex in exchange for gifts, surprises, or begging daddy for money. No work ethic. Her life and body is a public broadcast.
by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018
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Kelsey’s are beautiful looking but have disgusting bodies. They tend to be so flat they make the walls jealous.
That bitch Kelsey sure is flat
by steynbender July 23, 2018
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Girl1 Omg did you see Kelsey she is such a slut

Girl2 Ikr
by Thatrawnigga October 26, 2018
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