Kale

Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)
Did you know KALE is simping over Noah Beck
by thesimper October 08, 2020
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Kale

A cute nickname for a sweet boy named Caleb
Hi Kale! It’s alpug
by gym_princess1 January 11, 2021
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kale

Kale is such a beautiful person, she has so much personality. Kale will always be there by your side when you need her. Just a lovely person in general. You'll be lucky to find someone as good as Kale.
OMG, Kale is so awesome, I'm so lucky to know her
by Feflyy July 22, 2022
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Kale

A very hot sexy beast. Usually friendly and nice, and has a huge dick. He is very good in bed and all the females love him
Do you know Kale Crystlyn?

Yes, he fucked me real good
by Isabella Abanto November 23, 2021
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Kale Jacobs

The alter-ego of Karl Jacobs
Oh hey look its Kale Jacobs
by Imasimp13 October 27, 2020
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Kale Your Shelf

Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos
Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!

Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.
by RobotMonkey34 December 06, 2023
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kale hail

The health craze that put kale on the pedestal of ultimate smart foods.
I was never really into the kale hail phase.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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