That one guy who loves violently jerking off to his sonic fan game sonic emerald madness. He loves fingering john cena in his free time and adores touching miners. This guy is not verey cool and I really really really hate him! Every single time I join call hes like "OH ITS THAT GUY" LIKE SHUT UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by gooberman24 December 29, 2024
Get the KALEmug. The hottest man alive. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He gets all the girls, every girl secretly likes him and wants to date him. He is 5'11 and slays every bitch cause he's EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. He's a skinny niggah with a long dick. He will fascinate you in bed. Coolest guy you'll ever meet. Extremely popular due to his amazing personality and looks. In the end, he's fucking amazing. & perfect.
by ilovekalebelton<3 November 10, 2013
Get the kale beltonmug. Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent
Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes
Person: is it Regina
2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"
Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes
Person: is it Regina
2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"
by Pull a kale April 20, 2020
Get the Pull a kalemug. by Big daddy lavie September 6, 2017
Get the Kalemug. 1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.
2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.
2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."
"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
"no."
"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017
Get the kale klux klanmug. by Bobthbuildr February 7, 2023
Get the Kalemug.