being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.
by anaKleenA June 11, 2018
Get the spencer kale rudinmug. Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
Get the you can't have your kale and spend it toomug. 
a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want 🤦🏾 ♂️
also a knights radiant #ifykyk
also a knights radiant #ifykyk
by kalekholin November 24, 2021
Get the kale kholinmug. if your name is kale you’re a whore, you probably copy everything everyone does, you’re probably a lying skank, and you are super annoying
by rollinginturf October 21, 2022
Get the kalemug. Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.
The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.
by asiaisbetterthanamerica November 22, 2021
Get the Kalemug. a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment
by relwigsnion April 21, 2018
Get the Papa Kalemug.