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KALE

That one guy who loves violently jerking off to his sonic fan game sonic emerald madness. He loves fingering john cena in his free time and adores touching miners. This guy is not verey cool and I really really really hate him! Every single time I join call hes like "OH ITS THAT GUY" LIKE SHUT UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by gooberman24 December 29, 2024
mugGet the KALEmug.

Kale

The world best at takeing dildos up the ass one time he fit a hole 10 inche up his juicy ho rectum
Oh boy kale is massive
by Big daddy lavie September 6, 2017
mugGet the Kalemug.

arm kale

The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.
"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."
by Reallygigi August 18, 2015
mugGet the arm kalemug.

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
mugGet the you can't have your kale and spend it toomug.

Kale

kale you just die
by 555hhtiiii December 26, 2022
mugGet the Kalemug.

spencer kale rudin

being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.
Wow, he is such a Spencer Kale Rudin.
by anaKleenA June 11, 2018
mugGet the spencer kale rudinmug.

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