Joseph

Typically the name of an Athenian war-god, this guy can Rock Your World. Gifted in the size of his erection and manipulation of your vaginal cavity, his ejaculations mean pleasure for both parties. Never pass on a Joseph offering a cream pie.

Wow, Joseph has such a huge cock.

by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018

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Joseph

He likes K-pop but he'd never admit it. He also likes roller coasters, but you could never tell from the deadpan look in his eyes. He thinks he is blonde because he is German, but that's not the way hair color works. He sounds like a conservative but he is secretly a liberal. He'll take a bullet for his friend, but shank you for one wrong look. He's extremely paranoid, but they are probably out to get him.

Oh, look....its Joseph

by ElLeche December 7, 2020

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JOSEPH!

The one person you blame for everything even if he isn't there.
1.can be used for no reason when something happens.
2.can be used to blame someone else to get out if something.

Student 1:Did you understand anything the teacher said? I don't like the way he teaches.
Student 2:Starts singing the way then says no I didnt .
Student 3:yeah I didn't either.
Student 4: yeah I actually did.
Teacher:your homework is 1-10.
Student 1: says to student 2 hey foo what's number one?
Student 2: Üm it's ....
Teacher:Hey don't be copying do your own work.
Student 1: Throws a brick at the window and says uhhhh ohhh Nooooo oh come on JOSEPH!

by MoonlightKing May 7, 2016

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Joseph

Jesus father,The Original pimp,the dude who pimped out his wife to God so Jesus could be born or he himself started a ruhmor saying god knocked her up when he himself did it (plottwist)#thuglife

Hi my name is joseph, it is very nice to meet you.

by Jesus pops, the original pimp September 23, 2015

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