jose

jose is horny
by bruhbruh546 November 23, 2021
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He has angry issues and can’t handle getting rejected you will love and hate him at the same time
Girl: Omg I love him but I hate him to
Girl:Is his name Jose
Girl: yes
by September 15, 2020
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Jose

A very confused child that for protection follows the crowd. But deeply in it's heart he knows his futbol team is America. Being scared of rejection cheers for the teams he thinks the crowd consider cool. With low self steem looks for an alpha female that's cheers for America that will help for his transition from closet fan to full proud representative for the futbol team America
Hi my name is Jose, Jose Yoyo and I cheer for America futbol team
by AtomTheGiant April 11, 2019
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JOSE

A person that is in loved with a person that starts with a s and acts like he doest not like her but he still does
The is such a jose
by Hhdjd November 03, 2019
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Jose

the act of hitting on or trying to get some. n. One being hit on.

josing
1. Are they josing?
2. She's his jose.
by wilfred7493 August 13, 2008
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jose

(verb) to relinquish a vehicle to an illegal immigrant operated car wash
"I gotta go jose that customer's car."
"I josed that shit."
by vandalwithoutacause March 10, 2008
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Jose

When you have ascended the title of "Bitch" and continue to constantly lie and ruin peoples lives. Also a skinny nigga that has a pencil blobbed penis.
My ex girlfriend isn't even being a Karen anymore... she literally became a Jose.
by PoeTayToe September 03, 2019
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