Jordan

Jordan a tall ugly skinny faggot who thinks he’s the shit,

Jordan: I’m so fucking ugly right now

by The man with every dick pic November 12, 2019

Jordan

An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.

Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠

by Natalie20 March 7, 2019

Jordan

She's a bitch

She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.

by vjojr25 February 2, 2020

Jordan

A sweet, caring, cute boy who is country. He never cares what people say about him but is sensitive to some things. He is usually a mama's boy which makes him attractive.

Sam: look its Jordan has so nice!
Emma: ikr! The nicest!
Sam: let's gi talk to #jordan

by Yeeyee3 November 12, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.

Jordan struggles to have sex.

by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a beautiful person. He will love u forever and actually mean it. He will treat u how ur supposed to be treat and no matter how u act he will never leave. Jordan can be a pain some times but u will still love him. He is smart, sweet, young, breath taking, cute, hardly annoying, very curious, adventurous, funny, and the most important thing in ur life. Jordan will be there to hold u and comfort u on the worst days. He wouldn’t leave u for another girl unlike Landon’s. If Jordan is ur boyfriend u shouldn’t let him go because once he’s gone u won’t know what to do with urself. Jordan is ur best friend but also ur soul mate.

Alexis: hey
Jordan: hey wywtta (what u want to talk about)
Alexis: idk hbu (how bout u)

Jordan: idk but I just want u to know I love u and I will never leave u even if I wanted to.

by Jordan’s gf September 1, 2018

Jordan

sexy af and so loyal she’s just so cute and will treat u right. she’s very nice , caring , and nice . she loves spelling coconut with her hips on that dick ya hurdddd .

girls name jordan

by cookie hahah August 20, 2019