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When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.
by Muddcutie February 18, 2022
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a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom
"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"
by eyvse April 10, 2019
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a person who lives his life pursuing pussy and sadly gets none, so he resorts to chasing it online.
A Canadian John lives by these rules:

1-hitting a girl up in the DMs.
2-be obnoxious and get rejected.
3-claim you had no interest in said girl to seem less like a loser.
4-attack her appearance or personality.
5-make sure to call her names in group chats making it obvious you don't want her.
6-when confronted with screenshots of you hitting on her in the DMs say you were "just trolling".
7-if someone calls you a loser just say they're "mad".
Maddie: "this guy is being a real canadian john"
Aaliyah: "i would never date John the Canadian"
by Jimmy Russell November 21, 2016
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Rahul vaidya is a very good singer and Bigg boss contestant.
@Johncena post for Rahul Vaidya as soon as possible...
by Hvash February 7, 2021
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by I-hate-gays May 13, 2021
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