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Joel

Joel is an absolute sick cunt with catchphrases such as I am stingin for a cone or Fuck, I'm gonna Do the hokey pokey.
Joel gets mad bitches and gives zero fucks.
Joel should have my babies.
by Skooooobs June 5, 2019
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Joel’s are by far one of the best people you can have in your life. He is dark skin with very curly hair. Not to mention he is most likely taller than you 5’8-6’. He is sweet, very goofy, loyal to the core, athletic, smart when he wants to be, and kind. At first he may not show his full self but once you get to know him and he trust you, that’s when you will see his goofy and crazy side. He is a great friend and boyfriend. Every girl will want him. He is also by far one of the most handsome boys you will ever meet. Has a muscular and fit body. A face that you would never want to stop looking at and eyes you never wanna stop starting into. He will treat you like a QUEEN and you are the only one that matters to him. He will always come to your rescue if you are not Okay and always be by your side no matter what. He will make sure that you know your pretty and boost your confidence cause he wants you to think good about yourself. If you have a Joel make sure you hold onto him cause he will be the best thing in your life.
Girl 1: who’s that boy over there? He’s cute

Girl 2: Ooo he is cute, what’s his name?

Me: His name is Joel and he’s mine girls, so back off
by Jatari July 3, 2022
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Joel is a hardworking person that’s always trying to get better and earn better. Joel is an athletic person, he loves to play video games, listen to different types of music or just fixing his car. He has a passion for old American cars. He’s a beautiful person, that always tries to cheer people up on his own little wired ways. Yes he’s prone to be dumb at times sometimes, but that’s completely fine, his cute face makes up for it. Treat Joel right, and always be there for him. Because when you loose him it will feel like a piece is missing from you.
Girl 1 “ who’s that?”
Boy 2 “oh that’s my best friend Joel

*joel falls while tryna carry something heavy*
Boy 2 “man I love that guy”
by Kithykissymeowmeow November 7, 2022
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Bomb ass photographers who constantly eat at chili's and then take huge dookies.
I want to start an only fans, so I need a dope ass Joel to shoot my photos and then take me to chili's after.
by Fagetmusic October 28, 2021
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Joel is a one of a kind, well performing Canadian slut. He can cook pretty well and is a fine addition to any man’s kitchen. He draws pretty well too, for all your hentai needs. In addition, he’s gay and his bussy is p o ppin g.
Person 1: I wish i could hire an escort.
Person 2: Why not hire a Joel. They’ Essentially Better.
by XXXGucci February 20, 2019
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Joel is sexy and handsome boy who has hazel eyes. He is in highschool and everyone has a crush on him.
person 1: omg is that ur crush Joel?
person 2: yeah, I don’t have a chance with him because he’s a 100/10.
by idkwhattoputherelol0216 November 24, 2021
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Look, that guy named Joel has a big dick
by Skills2002 July 20, 2017
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