Junkie jimi

An insurance policy scam that involves a person who died years ago to commit fraudulent claims on a fake relative .

A heroin addict who steals jimmy trucks yet can’t even spell the name of the truck correctly.

Did you see junkie jimi plow around that motel because he was right behind me doing coke as a pathological lying lazy narcissistic pig

Donna was really pulled a junkie jimi hoarding pitvulls for the fights he had in buffalo as a not so NICE guy..

by Heyoka November 28, 2023

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jimi-napping

The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.

Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.

"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"

(confusion sets in)

..."another jimi-napping?!"

(police respond)

"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.

by jimony snicket August 5, 2010

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Jimi

Jimi is the kind of guy to have a fit sister who most of our year want to shag

Lewis:"yo jimi your sisters fit lad what's her snap"
Jimi:"fuck off lad I fancy her"

by Spencer mgonaggal October 5, 2020

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pulled a Jimi Hendrix

1. When someone plays an instrument upside down, like Jimi Hendrix was thought to do.

2. Dying from choking on alcohol in your sleep, like what may have happened to Jimi Hendrix.

1. I couldn't find a left-handed bass, so I pulled a Jimi Hendrix.

2. My friend died last night, he pulled a Jimi Hendrix.

by ZXKW March 3, 2020

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