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jabber stabber 

Jabber Stabber (A Verb) describes a woman fingering herself until orgasmn in a goofy fashion. This may include fingering herself while whistling the song "Whistle While You Work" or fingering herself while dancing the hora. A man can also "jabberstab" a woman as well but he needs to do something equally goofy at that same time such as voting for George Bush whilst fingering.
"Did you hear LaTanya jabber stabber herself in the park last week?? That bitch straight up fingered herself while Christmas caroling in July. What a goofy bitch!!!"
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jibber giver 

"I just got a wad of notes out the jibber giver mesh"
jibber giver by Curtis February 22, 2005

Jabber Gun 

An essential tool use to increase one's emo percentage.
1 - Jerry doesn't ever write poems and cry so I bought him a jabber gun.

2 - Billy is Heel Fly, and therefore, doesn't need a jabber gun.
Jabber Gun by Bowl Weavul July 18, 2006
"that jibber is mowing the sidewalk?!"
jibber by guy-tarlos July 22, 2005

Jibber-joo 

1. Words that do not have meaning when they should.
2. Jibberish
3. Adj; Someone who does not make any sense
1. The president is not making any sense with all that jibber-joo.
2. What's with all this jibber-joo you're telling me?
3. He is such a jibber-joo saying the earth will end tomorrow.

Booty Jabber 

The most awesome person on gaia. A person who is able to see through walls and fuck shit up just by looking at it.
Booty Jabber by Booty Jabber June 28, 2011

jobby jabber 

Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.
Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!
jobby jabber by big al June 6, 2004