Jesus

Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L

I got Jesus pregnant

by .....jesus..... February 27, 2019

Jesus

A super hot guy who I love is otherwise known a emmett

Greg: who are you going out with tonight

Nellie: Jesus

by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019

Jesus

anvi's kickboard dolphin

let's sacrifice jesus to mr lim

by macrib October 22, 2019

Jesus

Daddy that birthdededed me

Oh daddy jesus

by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy January 6, 2019

Jesus

Loyal if nothing else. Puts others first.

"Jesus, will u go out with me?"

"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "

"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "

by s-elarson February 13, 2019

Jesus

The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.

But... they forgot one thing...

His boots had Curse of Vanishing.

Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.

by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020

Jesus

A kindle fire charger with ears and a tail that sings for you

"Do you own a Jesus?"

by theonlygrlwhoowndatwrld2872 November 13, 2020