Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.

Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”

by Shan73094 November 10, 2017

jizz jealous

When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.

"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."

by Watchinfool October 05, 2023

Happy for Errol,but jealous

Errol,

Caught up with Errol & his gorgeous wife recently. What a beautiful couple they make
♥️Happy for them & hope nothing spoils it
Truth is Errol is punching above his weight I
am so in love with his wife how can I look him

in his eyes knowing how I feel?

Guilt is killing me..

Happy for Errol,but jealous

by Janet21 February 03, 2023

Region Jealous

When you really want something in another country that your country does not.

Man, I really am Region Jealous of those new Brownie Batter Oreos.

by ItsMamaLuigi August 16, 2015

mean jealous

When someone is a utterly mean and jealous person, especially if you have a new girl

‘omg ellie is such a mean jealous’

by e dona February 18, 2024

jealous bean

A person who is jealous but cute at the same time.

- I'm not jealous of his wife, it's just... It's kinda sad that someone who I've spent so much time with, had chosen another person over me.
- Awww, you're such a jealous bean.

by Gramonhadtobereal January 31, 2018

Jealous admiration

When you're jealous of someone's place in life but you stíll admire what they create, or generally what they do.

"I have a lot of jealous admiration of your dad.", Said your best friend with a smirk.

by Middasqweed August 27, 2021