Jarlic

"Jarlic" is an informal term (portmanteau) for jarred minced garlic. Made popular by social media creator "Chef Reactions," it is considered a poor alternative for fresh garlic because it is...it's shit.

This jarlic spreads like shit riddled with half-digested peanuts and tastes like salty soap scum.

by piousRodent December 18, 2025

Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson

A long ass name.

Person 1: Did you see Steven has a new name?
Person 2: Yeah, it's Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson.

by heelies to escape my feelies January 19, 2018

victor jarles

he’s the definition of perfect. probably have a hazel eyecolor. handsome as fuck.

he’s the definition of perfect, he must be victor jarles

by shayuna November 30, 2021

lauren jauregui

singer who has beautiful emerald green eyes and a raspy husky voice. she was part of the Fifth Harmony group, and has one multiple awards. half of camren, also hates camren. she will murder you if you talk about camren. lauren is obsessed with poetry and music & art. she has an intelligent mind and a way with words. wonderful intentions, and her beauty goes beyond the surface.

rando: Who is that girl with the gorgeous green eyes?

me: lauren jauregui!

by paulfaerl023 June 25, 2022

Dirty jarlie

A dirty jarlie is when 2 males rub their bollocks on eachothers mouths and take a break every 30 seconds to scream out loud I LOVE SCROTUM, they then bum eachother i to infinity then return home to their wives and kids.

“Fuck me that dirty jarlie was booming”

by Lol121277666 March 12, 2023