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Jarlic

"Jarlic" is an informal term (portmanteau) for jarred minced garlic. Made popular by social media creator "Chef Reactions," it is considered a poor alternative for fresh garlic because it is...it's shit.

This jarlic spreads like shit riddled with half-digested peanuts and tastes like salty soap scum.

by piousRodent December 18, 2025