Jaden

A small, weak, smelly, incapable, incomprehensible, obnoxious, creepy, ugly, hideous, gay individual. This baby man gets his ass kicked by brass knuckles and then shits himself. This man will be single forever............(also he has no arms or legs).

You know jaden he’s going to shoot up the school.

by Laimiane David’s dad February 23, 2019

Jaden

Slang for disappointment; typically used in sports, among little 8 year old white boys.

That throw was so Jaden.

You gotta be Jaden me.

by Name_definer😂😎😎🤓😜🍍🍑 November 11, 2016

Jaden

A fuckboi that sucks 19 inch 24/7 all day everyday

You are big Jaden, Jaden Starkey-Driffill

by DrakieAkieWakie May 23, 2016

Jaden

a backstabbing gay canadian, who follows you around, and thinks hes all that but he is just a little gay twig.

Kyle: Ew, look at that ganadian over there.
Jaden: im not gay

by FHGVJBMNKUGOJB N December 5, 2018

Jaden

A hot mother fucker

Look at Jaden

by hdgfhjsdgfdjshfg May 10, 2019

Jaden

A guy/girl that is bad at every game, he/she always tries to win against Roberto but never stands a chance. He/she always has to get carried, and never does anything for the team. He/she us just someone you're friends with to have more followers.

Jaden is trash at fortnite, I always carry him.

by Not Roberto April 19, 2019

Jaden

A dirty Lafayette boy

Look at that jaden

by Jade long heacpd October 17, 2017