An air guitar CHAMPION, he is clearly the GOAT air guitarist and if anyone ever disagrees he will take that air guitar and shove it where the sun don't shine (THE BOOTY FOR THOSE CONFUZZLED)
Hannah; Wow that air-istotle is so HAWT!
Sarah; Oh yeah? Just wait till he shakes that bumbum of his!
Hannah; I hope he will let me bear 20 sons for him! All air guitar champions of course!
Sarah; Too late! He already impregnated ME!
Hannah; Oh yeah? Take this
*Hannah stabs the abdomen repeatedly*
Air-istotle watches secretly, pleased with a humongous boner.
Sarah; Oh yeah? Just wait till he shakes that bumbum of his!
Hannah; I hope he will let me bear 20 sons for him! All air guitar champions of course!
Sarah; Too late! He already impregnated ME!
Hannah; Oh yeah? Take this
*Hannah stabs the abdomen repeatedly*
Air-istotle watches secretly, pleased with a humongous boner.
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