by enderpotato00 November 18, 2017
only the most sexiest, awesomest, prettiest, most amazingest, coolest phone out there!!! it does everything and you know it. anyone who doesnt have it and say they hate it are just jealous cuz they dont have one. its great and does whatever, i love mine. most people want it really badly. if you are considering the iPhone...DO IT!! you need this phone, its a winter wonderland or maybe a sunny summer day at the beach!!!!<3
Peter: omg the iphone!
Lily: yup, 3GS!
Jon: wow can i see it?
Lily: No!
Jon: i wont read your messages, dont worry.
Lily: i dont care about that, you might break it and its worth alot so go buy one!
Peter: i love your phone girl take a pic of me.
Lily: in a minute charlie...
Peter: whos charlie???
Jon: what? no i wont, geez dont have to be so mean about it. the iphone is gay anyways. i have my amazing virgin mobil so ha ha!!!
Lily: WOW. have fun with that.
*Lily leaves*
Jon: i want that fricken iphone and i want it NOW!!
Peter: we all do man.
Lily: yup, 3GS!
Jon: wow can i see it?
Lily: No!
Jon: i wont read your messages, dont worry.
Lily: i dont care about that, you might break it and its worth alot so go buy one!
Peter: i love your phone girl take a pic of me.
Lily: in a minute charlie...
Peter: whos charlie???
Jon: what? no i wont, geez dont have to be so mean about it. the iphone is gay anyways. i have my amazing virgin mobil so ha ha!!!
Lily: WOW. have fun with that.
*Lily leaves*
Jon: i want that fricken iphone and i want it NOW!!
Peter: we all do man.
by peterlilyandjon June 2, 2010
ME: "i was iphoning like a bitch last night" HOE: "i don't have an iphone :'(" ME: "shut up bitch no one asked u to talk" HOE: "I'm sorry big daddy" ME: "it's okay you can suck me later"
by boatsandhoesandtables July 4, 2011
Iphone is a phone that actually works and doesn’t explode.
Bob: hey I got an Android today
Bill: I thought you needed a phone that works?
Bob: I do. I’m just really stupid because I’m an Android user. I’m a virgin and have a Gaystation. I’m also on suicide watch.
Bob: sorry to hear that you’re gay.
Bob: hey I got an Android today
Bill: I thought you needed a phone that works?
Bob: I do. I’m just really stupid because I’m an Android user. I’m a virgin and have a Gaystation. I’m also on suicide watch.
Bob: sorry to hear that you’re gay.
by Crumblygriffin3 May 15, 2019
by Milevenallthewayhey April 4, 2019
“i mean if you google conspiracy on IPHONES.. you’re gonna get a conspiracy.. but there’s obviously no truth to it like ObViOuSlY🤩🤚🏻💫”
-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)
-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)
by idkmanijustwantedtoputonething August 12, 2020