by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017
Get the Word insurancemug. Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.
by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018
Get the insurance daddymug. 
Used in place of Qualified Immunity, the controversial legal doctrine that protects police officers accused of misconduct and violating constitutional rights.
Did you see the video of the guy being beat up by the police, while he was handcuffed? That was wrong for them to do that. Yeah, but they won't get in any trouble, because they've got that Blue Line Insurance Coverage.
by D_Weezy March 15, 2022
Get the Blue Line Insurance Coveragemug. An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.
Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.
Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.
by bls1999 July 30, 2018
Get the Insurance peemug. Guy 1 : Dude if make me laugh this hard again I will piss my pants
Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?
Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?
by Yukihoshi August 15, 2010
Get the lol insurancemug. Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022
Get the gape insurancemug.