An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.
It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"
"Ohh boy do i"
"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
"Ohh boy do i"
"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
by DonnyThePhatass September 16, 2019
Get the Alien petmug. A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help
by TikTok Legend November 4, 2019
Get the Teachers Petmug. A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.
by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014
Get the Cock Petmug. A pet that finds you by sheer chance. Or you find them. Together living happily every after.
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."
I wasn't planning on getting a pet but I found a budgie in the park and he's lived with me ever since. He is a destiny pet.
by FlorenceAlice June 28, 2022
Get the Destiny Petmug. by ticklepanties May 27, 2015
Get the petting bulldogsmug. by No_Quarter_for_them May 6, 2020
Get the Teacher's petmug. a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.
vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022
Get the sperm petmug.