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Impossiblism

A religion that adheres to the belief that when you die, you are reincarnated as a Space Turtle. Non-believers are reincarnated as Space Frogs, to be tortured by the Turtles for the rest of eternity. The leader of the Space Turtles is Space Buddha, who is a fat orange man with horns and dark blue rags around his waist. He regulates Frog torture and gives the Space Turtles their penthouse suites in space.
Don't fuck with me, I practice Impossiblism.
by Space Buddha April 19, 2010
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The Impossible Sit Up

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.
Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do The Impossible Sit Up.
by Matt Walters April 22, 2008
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YOU ARE IMPORTANT

It's not the fact that you hate yourself
It's the fact that you hate others
But your hate for others isn't a hate of evil it's a hate of the not changeable

And the impossibility isn't a fault of yours
It's a fault of theirs
Using their ears not their minds
Using their eyes not their hearts
Changing something you can't
Living how you can
Not how you want
It's not a hate of selfishness,
But rather a hate of impossibility
Which drives you towards unthinkable things
The unthinkable things making them feel bad

They who decided to leave you in the dust
And flaunt their luckyness in your face
They don't deserve what they have good
Because it's you who'd never take advantage of that gift
They have too much
You too little
Why not even it out?
That is what drives you to the unthinkable
That few people are there for you
Looking at people who smirk at their blessings
When you'd not do the same
The thought that they are not deserving
They had their share of popularity
They had their share of looks
Had their share of gold
Your negative thoughts creeping in
Driving you closer to the unthinkable
But how can those negative thoughts not
When you have so much less?
You feel bad because you know what you have
But you still think about what you want
There's a difference between you and them
You respect what you have
They don't deserve for you to do the unthinkable
You are you
They don't deserve for you to be like them

You need something better
You need you
You are important
Don't give up on yourself
You're understood

I thought this would be important to bring up, because it's a tragedy
by I love everyone. EVERYONE January 22, 2014
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Imposterparent

When a mom or dad (mostly a dad) secretly enjoys playing with his son or daughter's toys and watching cartoons and feeling like a child again but pretends he or she is just doing their parental duty.
Friend 1- "Whatcha doing watching Hannah Montana and playing GI Joes, bro?

Friend 2- "Oh, you know, gotta do the parental duty. ho-hum"

Friend 1- "dude, your kids left the room an hour ago. You're such an imposterparent."

Friend 1 (sitting down)- "Is this the episode about Hannah stealing? Give me Cobra Commander over there, man."
by jsanctuary13 January 10, 2011
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imposterable

(of an action) capable of incriminating someone of being the imposter
Red's suspicious actions were imposterable.

Red was thankful nobody saw his imposterable act of traveling through a vent.
by Bubbleblast March 4, 2021
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imposter sussy baka edition

the definition of sussy baka imposter edition is when you are being imposter and susy baka at the same time making you imposter sussy baka edition
you are being a imposter sussy baka edition
by rEWQRWEERWERQW June 1, 2021
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Playtime Imposter

Somebody who dresses up like another's partner in order to have sex with them.
I was fucking my girlfriend, and then I realized it was a playtime imposter.
by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017
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