i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar.

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.

I can't believe you searched this! Don't you have anything better to do?? Anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (And/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. is the def

by MERC907 May 3, 2018

I can't believe it's not flubber

I can't believe it's not flubber is Hot chick with fat girl personality. Super cool and acts like she has no clue she smoking hot.

I met this smoking hot chick the other day and she was super cool. I can't believe it's not flubber.

by DrFuck February 10, 2024

I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

by von groovy September 6, 2024

I can't go to that island disease

the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.

"Let's go to that Island"
"No bro, I have developed I can't go to that island disease"
"Dang dude."

by Assinine Muffin January 17, 2024

I can't see

How that's not the case...

Derp "I can't see how that's not the case!"

Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"

Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar 😯Boong... 😯Boong... 😯Boong..."

Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.

That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"

by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025