A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.
by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014
Get the Chunky hobbitmug. by No cake no cake August 7, 2020
Get the Hobbit wifimug. The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.
"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"
by Justin Norman January 19, 2009
Get the hobbit toemug. Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!
by aairving April 7, 2015
Get the Hobbit pocketmug. When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all
by Fornicater January 11, 2014
Get the hobbit brunchmug. Where one spends a weekend eating, drinking and smoking like a Hobbit, more specifically, consuming copious quantites of hearty cuisine, real ale, and marijuana, preferably from a pipe.
by Voyages on the Mississippi December 13, 2011
Get the Hobbit Weekendmug. when a man shaves his private area, yet fails to do so with the inner thighs, resulting in feral-looking tufts of hair surrounding the sides of the shaved area.
Tom: So what have you done today?
Joe: Ahhh nothing much man, just got done revamping my Hobbit Growth, I swear this is going to be a new inner-pants hair style.
Tom: You're a fucking idiot.
Joe: Ahhh nothing much man, just got done revamping my Hobbit Growth, I swear this is going to be a new inner-pants hair style.
Tom: You're a fucking idiot.
by boojumk January 16, 2010
Get the Hobbit Growthmug.