A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
by Sadiesays December 9, 2013
Get the Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lickmug. Look, whole lotta people need to hear this (Facts)
It's a lotta names on my hit list (Bap bap)
Mouth still say what it wants to (Woo)
Pussy still wet like a big bitch (Facts, facts)
I should run a whole blog at this rate (Phew)
They using my name for clickbait (Clickbait)
Bitches even wanna start fake beef (Fake beef)
To sell their little weave in the mixtape
They know I'm the bomb, they ticking me off
Saying anything to get a response
I know that mean they traffic is low
Somebody just gotta practice to launch
So fuck being tame, I'd rather be wild
Bitches is Brandy, they wanna be down
Soon as these bitches got something to sell
They say my name, say my name, Destiny Child
Everybody wanna be lit, everybody wanna be rich
Everybody wanna be this, if I was you, I'd hate me bitch
Read my rhymes, nigga, suck my dick
All of that talk and I'm calling it out
Public opinions from private accounts
You not a check, then you gotta bounce
I got the drip, come get an ounce
They do anything for clout (Clout)
They do anything for clout (Whoo)
Bitches is mad, bitches is trash (Errr)
Oscar the Grouch (Grouch)
Seeing me win, they gotta hurt
Ooh, ooh, ouch
Said when they see me, what they gon' do?
Bitch, not from the couch, bah
It's a lotta names on my hit list (Bap bap)
Mouth still say what it wants to (Woo)
Pussy still wet like a big bitch (Facts, facts)
I should run a whole blog at this rate (Phew)
They using my name for clickbait (Clickbait)
Bitches even wanna start fake beef (Fake beef)
To sell their little weave in the mixtape
They know I'm the bomb, they ticking me off
Saying anything to get a response
I know that mean they traffic is low
Somebody just gotta practice to launch
So fuck being tame, I'd rather be wild
Bitches is Brandy, they wanna be down
Soon as these bitches got something to sell
They say my name, say my name, Destiny Child
Everybody wanna be lit, everybody wanna be rich
Everybody wanna be this, if I was you, I'd hate me bitch
Read my rhymes, nigga, suck my dick
All of that talk and I'm calling it out
Public opinions from private accounts
You not a check, then you gotta bounce
I got the drip, come get an ounce
They do anything for clout (Clout)
They do anything for clout (Whoo)
Bitches is mad, bitches is trash (Errr)
Oscar the Grouch (Grouch)
Seeing me win, they gotta hurt
Ooh, ooh, ouch
Said when they see me, what they gon' do?
Bitch, not from the couch, bah
by AndroidExtinctionPact2019 March 27, 2019
Get the You have yeed your last hawmug. by Vladimir Lemon 107 February 12, 2020
Get the yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hawmug. by someguyfromschool February 18, 2022
Get the HE HE HE HAW!mug. When something is awful but funny at the same time and you want to say "that's aaawful" but you laugh while saying it.
oh noooo, that kid just dropped his ice cream scoop on the ground and now he's crying - that's hawful.
by PetiteSaucisse July 19, 2022
Get the Hawfulmug. That language cowboys speak. (because their is no real term to what they speak) They use this language and everyone loves it. Honestly best dictionary and the fact that most people try to copy it and fail makes it all the better.
Guy 1 "Have you heard the way josh talks?"
Guy 2 "No why"
Guy 1 "Because he speaks that Yee haw talk"
Guy 2 "No why"
Guy 1 "Because he speaks that Yee haw talk"
by They call me Big Pa Puh February 11, 2019
Get the Yee Hawmug. Similar to the grunts of the cavemen of old, "Haw" is used from one alpha male personality to another to express extreme agreement or approval. Can be used between 1 and 3 times at varying intensity as the situation calls for.
Alpha 1: "After I slammed the last quarter bottle of Tito's, I went home with 2 fine bitches last night."
Alpha 2: "Haw Haw"
Alpha 1: "So after we get done with classes today, you wanna hit up the pool? I heard there's supposed to be a pretty wild party there."
Alpha 2: "HAW!"
Alpha 2: "Haw Haw"
Alpha 1: "So after we get done with classes today, you wanna hit up the pool? I heard there's supposed to be a pretty wild party there."
Alpha 2: "HAW!"
by SPYDRA September 5, 2018
Get the Hawmug.