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Hanky Spank

When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.

Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.

Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
by doctordual639 June 22, 2021
mugGet the Hanky Spankmug.

Hanky Spanky

When your in a mood to just get spanked and the person spanking you name is hank but the nickname is hanky
Wow hank gave me a good hanky spanky last night
by My babysitter July 19, 2022
mugGet the Hanky Spankymug.

Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3
Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*
by Luke hater July 11, 2021
mugGet the Hanky spankymug.

Hackney Hankie

A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney
“Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking
by GinChugger July 6, 2019
mugGet the Hackney Hankiemug.

hanky danky

when I went to Taco Bell, the restroom had lots of hanky danky.
by Now That is Hanky Danky November 20, 2018
mugGet the hanky dankymug.

Hanky Panky

A word which means “just vibes and cruise” which can be further explained to just living a happy life without unnecessary stress.
I just want to a hanky Panky life
mugGet the Hanky Pankymug.

hankie

hankie is 4'9 most.
by iwilldeletethiswithouthessitat January 28, 2022
mugGet the hankiemug.

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