Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022

butter hand job

Trouser biscuit

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!

by Candermusic January 23, 2018

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

hand job

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.

Chelsea gave isaiah a hand job last night !!

by allnighter23 August 22, 2016

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.

By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.

by Jarenticus December 18, 2017