sammy hagar

Sammy Hagar is the mediocre, b-list singer that was the "replacement" singer of Van Halen. He neutered Van Halen from the best hard rock band in the world to Journey meets Chicago. Since parting ways with Van Halen and Van Halen went back to their hard rock roots, Hagar has been the jealous ex-girlfriend. Even though he's a b-list act he's pretty much the Guy Fieri of the music world with his horrible outfits and constant need for attention. He's more famous for his Jimmy Buffet sideshow act than his actual music career. "Hot for Van Halen" is rumored to be the name of his next album.

Don't be a Sammy Hagar.

by C-Dub16 December 5, 2015

Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is the American singer best known for his disastrous run as the singer for the band Van Halen. Hagar took over for the legendary Diamond David Lee Roth when he was offered the gig by a depressed and despondent Eddie Van Halen who was having difficulty dealing with Roths departure. Over the course of several years Hagar took Van Halen from being the biggest band in the world to opening for Bon Jovi. The music was so poor the general public refused to call the band by their name, referring to them instead as Van Hagar. This subsequently led to them becoming a punchline for David Spade. Hagar is also known for his grotesque troll like features and slovenly stage attire usually consisting of crocs, jams, and dirty tee shirts. Hagar briefly acted in the lord of the rings trilogy where he was a stand in for many of the characters from middle earth. Hagar has suffered from well documented bouts of psychosis during which he actually believes he was as big as van halen alone. Hagar currently can be found cooking and eating food, lying about Van Halen or appearing at different rib fests around the country. Hagar has been in a relationship with American guitarist Vic Johnson for the past several years.

"Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll"-David Lee Roth

by JohnnyEEAS July 25, 2016

halal meat

Halal is an arabic word means Divinely allowed, halal meat is the meat of an animal or a bird that was slaughtered according to Islamic teachings. Islamic slaughter involves many things to ensure humane treatment of the animal. First, feeding the animal and giving it water & shade during the days of preparation, out of mercy, so that it does not hunger or thirst. Then, separating it from all the other animals during the slaughter, so that they don't see each other. Then directing it to face the Kaaba in Macca, hiding the knife all the time from it, while saying "In the name of Allah, Allah is the greatest" and slaughtering it rapidly with a very sharp knife. The cut must sever the Carotid arteries, the Jugular veins, and also the oesophagus and the trachea, and stop only at the vertebral column in a single, rapid & very deep act. This method ensures many things, first, that the animals do not see any act of slaughter to other animals, and the animal to be slaughtered itself is not aware it is being prepared for slaughter, so it is not frightened and stays calm. Once the knife touches and cuts the carotids, it loses consciousness, and that's why the knife has to be sharp, to reach and cut the carotids rapidly. The spinal cord is not cut, so it keeps discharging automatic impulses to the body muscles to contract even after the animal loses all awareness, this pumps all the animal's blood outside its body through the great vessels, which is hygienic as it leaves the meat bloodless.

The claim that the animal suffers is debatable because of two physiological mechanisms; Vasovagal syncope occurs if the carotid sheath is traumatized which is enough to cause immediate blackout, and Brain Ischemia which occurs when blood ceases to flow to the brain, also causing the creature to pass out almost instantaneously, and when this ischemia continues, brain death ensues, without a functioning "Sensory system" to perceive this alleged pain.

So in the end, the animal passes out and dies in peace leaving hygienic meat.

Is this halal meat ?
Yes, can't you see it has no blood ?! I bought it from a halal food store.

by Sameh Haggag December 28, 2008

Ariarna Hakaraia

Co-founder of legendary folk/rock band "Folkin 'A". A stone fox who has been likened to a female version of Julian Casablancas.

As seen on the cover of Famous Twins Magazine

by haha February 4, 2004

kosher halal

its all good. Everything is fine and OK, or even better than OK.

its all kosher halal

by BobbyBlackManSchtein March 1, 2007

Halal Sausage

A Penis that has had the foreskin removed according to Islam, sometimes refered to as 'Chopped'.

"Its because she loves the halal sausage"

by H E March 18, 2015

hadarious

When something is so dumb that it's hilarious

That was so hadarious

by PiePower43 January 28, 2017