Big Box Guru

A person who is romantically attracted to large cardboard boxes.

Yo that guy is such a Big Box Guru

by APTHOMP0905 January 14, 2024

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guru guru mawaru

Iconic line from kubiwa kyouiku no susume made by the hit band gulu gulu

Ai: do u like kubiwa kyouiku no susume
Lanju: guru guru mawaru?????

by namipamiwami December 6, 2022

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A person who likes taping Himself and his things. He loves to fuck with albanians, chines, and other immigrates. No one can be more smart, sapient and PORCODDIO than him. He also create the University of Varese.

Do you know someone who can destroy my anus?
oh, fuck yeah, he is a Guru of it. But he does it only if you are an immigrate.

by PapiLocoMamacita December 1, 2022

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Edgy guru

An edgy guru is someone who excels in edgyness. They don’t have to make any effort to be cool or stand out it just comes naturally. Activities include tree climbing, being a hooligan and not giving a damn.

Alex is a bit of an edgy guru

by Mrbig696969 January 17, 2019

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Guru

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Damn look at guru he’s the man

by anonymous May 4, 2021

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Guru

A handsome boy in your class between 18 to 25 years old. Has the best knowledge in getting the good girls. He constantly receives appraisal from his clients. Funny thing is he is single himself. Gives good advice about life too.

I met Guru last night at the bar downtown, he's hot.

by DemonCrusher06 November 22, 2021

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