grandma grunt

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.

Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!

by The Real Driller July 5, 2021

Grunt Valve

A vehicle that has been modified so that it produces a loud, rumbling, aggressive noise when the engine is revved. This modification is known as installing a ‘Grunt Valve’

Dave: Bruv, what was that car that just sped past us, sounded like a TVR or something..?

Joe: Nah mate, saxo.

Dave: Shit man, must have a fat grunt valve innit.

Dave: What you sayin Joe?

Joe Just chillin in the grunt valve innit.

Dave: Fair play, whats the grunt valve sayin?

Grunt Valve: GGRRRRRRR – WAAAAP WAAAAPP WAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Dave: That’s some serious grunt valve right there Joe, he is on it.

Joe: Innit doe.

by Badmaninnitdoe October 7, 2010

Grunt punt

A HUGE FUCKING PUNT FROM A BOI NAMED GRUNT

YOOOOOO LOOK OUT!!!! GRUNT PUNT!!!!!!!!

by Grunt Punt October 8, 2018

grunt bag

Grunt bag : one who is trying too hard to impress his or her peers. A low totem pole individual who wants to be the best when they can't.

Yo grunt bag, you ever heard of ligma?? I bet you have cuz you lig my balls.

by Deeniceforyoupoo October 2, 2019

darby grunt

The most appropriate response to almost anything in existence within this universe and/or its parallel versions.

Guy: I think we need to break up.

Girl: darby grunt.

Guy: Wow I didn't expect you to take it so easy!

Girl: *keys car*

by CODE7248 November 17, 2013

meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.

That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.

by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018

French Grunt

(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.

Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"

Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*

by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023