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Grundle Nuggets

Matted human feces found in the shaggy area between the cornhole and ball sack / love taco (better known as the taint). Though commonly confused with dingleberries, grundle nuggets are typically interwoven and much larger in size.
My dear lord, look at the Grundle Nuggets on her!
I really need to get these Grundle Nuggets taken care of.
I have a really bad infection caused by Grundle Nuggets build-up.
I don't know what smells worse, rat milk or my Grundle Nuggets.
This Quilted Northern isn't doing shit for my Grundle Nuggets
by The Doctor 2.0 September 11, 2012
mugGet the Grundle Nuggetsmug.

Grundle crumbs

When crap and lint is entangled in butt hair and crap, hair and lint all clumped together fall on the floor while wiping.
dude, I went to take a crap and there was grundle crumbs all over the seat.
by Hak44 August 23, 2009
mugGet the Grundle crumbsmug.

butter the grundle

The act of applying speed glide anti chafing deodorant stick to the area located between the testicles, anus, and bilateral thigh area to avoid severe chaffing from prolonged friction
bob : Holy shit I just ran 5 miles and my asshole, taint, grundle, and thighs are bleeding!!
John: Well, you need to butter the grundle before exercising you dumbshit
by Giggle berry June 18, 2014
mugGet the butter the grundlemug.

grundle sauce

the nutritious drink formed by the sweat between your anus and ballsack.
after taking his face out of ferman's ass, kenny quickly realized it was smeared with grundle sauce.
by beastiality December 28, 2005
mugGet the grundle saucemug.

Grundle Jungle

When your grundle gets unbearably hairy, insects and animal life begin their new lives there.
Kishen refused shave his his Grundle Jungle because all of his pets lived in it.
by annonymouss D January 19, 2010
mugGet the Grundle Junglemug.

grundle troll

A creature that stalks you in the night waiting for when ur not looking and snatches your grundle. This creature is 3 ft tall, purple, hairy, makes a sound similar to "GIHEE", and can reach the speed of 47 miles per hour.
God Damnit, that grundle troll stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.

Grundle- The area between your asshole and your balls.
by Koin teh ns June 6, 2005
mugGet the grundle trollmug.

grundle shavings

are shaven off grundles/pubes/pubic hair.
She kept all of her grundle shavings in a baggy under her bed so her parents wouldn't find out.
by o milinhos July 6, 2008
mugGet the grundle shavingsmug.

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