Grenade Magnet

A guy who only seems to attract ugly girls

Seamus: Whats up with graham he is such a grenade magnet! Did you see all them grenades jumping at his junk.
Franny: Poor guy I hear he was pulling out shrapnel for days after going home with Roxanne!

by littledevil69 August 17, 2010

Bitch Grenade

noun. The ultimate and most extreme form of bitch. A bitch grenade is almost always a female, and miraculously has pms year-round.

"Erica is such a god damned Bitch Grenade!"

by B0ltman October 24, 2005

grenade stomper

your friend or boy, who takes one for the team on going forth and getting with the grenade-or ugly girl of the group so that you can get with her hott friend.

Yo Ritchie I need you to be the grenade stomper for tonight cause her girl is sexy.

by charleyrogers January 24, 2010

Freedom Grenade

A term in Halo2 when you throw a Grenade while ethier falling off a stage or just before you die.

*as your dieing* "GO FREEDOM GRENADE!" -Boom- "Triple Kill"

by Gold Leader June 19, 2006

Douche Grenade

When a person no one likes enters a conversation, therefore making it awkward, a douche grenade has been dropped. Named because the person's comments affect everyone in the group, like shrapnel from a grenade.

Bob: Did you see Shaun White's Double McTwist last night?

Mark: Yeah, man. That shit was nasty.

Tom (Friend no one likes): Yo, Louie Vito's better, he just had a rough night yesterday.

Bob: Who just dropped the douche grenade?

by Dustybutt Jones March 22, 2010

fall on the grenade

the selfless act of working your way into the pants of a fat ugly female troll so that your buddy can get laid by her more-appealing ladyfriend; hopefully he signals his success before you have to actually consumate the deal, you don't want to be waking up in the morning with the coyote ugly troll laying in your bed

Two hotties came into the bar with their troll in tow; I decided to fall on the grenade so that Ken and Matt could get laid by the hotties. Fortunately Lucinda the Troll wanted to go slow so after I had heard the bedsprings in the other two rooms I told her I had a headache and gave her Rob's cellphone number then told her to call me 3 days hence.

by Roddy February 28, 2004

Golden Grenade

Saying "I love you" for the first time, especially if you're nervous about it and taking a chance.

Sally was shocked when Bob dropped the golden grenade on their first date.

by Totally_Awesome July 7, 2009