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traveling pants 

you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-

Sisterhood of traveling cake farts 

A group of sisters who often sit on a cake with their assholes touching it, due to asshole to cake contact cake shrapnel covers their assholes and when a toot is released the cake departs from the asshole and they all take turns doing so all over the world
My sisterhood of traveling cake farts is exhilarating

grangling 

This is when your dog is laying down and you lay down next to him/her and wrap your legs around them. They may growl but just let it happen.
why was he growling?

oh i was just grangling with him
grangling by wafflemuncher45 November 27, 2009

grailing 

Trailing is the sexual act of when you rub your pink finger against another man's anus, until they release poo onto the finger nail. They then leave it to dry, before scraping it off with their teeth.
Harry: I was out with the lads yesterday, when Colby suggested I tried to grail with Dan! To be honest, his poo tastes so nice!

Barney: Gotta love a bit of Grailing on the weekend! HU!
grailing by Barnabus69 December 6, 2016

Gravedigging 

A new hXc dance invented by reece himself, where the badass grips his/her hands around and imaginary shovel and pretends to dig his/her grave while jumping around wildly in a extreme motion so you look possessed... by hardcore dancing
DAMN!!!! did you see reece gravedigging in the pit!?!? he was fucking everyone up with his awesome power!! :o
Gravedigging by cool homie June 11, 2009

Traveling Ho

Random 17 year old ho that shows up at a 21st year olds birthday party, and gets taken to the police station to get picked up by her parents at 2 AM.
We still don’t know that traveling ho’s name...BITCH.
Traveling Ho by travelinghos October 1, 2011