gootavis

An action or idea that is wacky or odd in nature.

You: "bro that prank you pulled was gootavis"
Friend: "gootavis?"
You: "gootavis."

by SnickersDickers December 21, 2022

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

by Anti November 12, 2004

Oh my gootness

1)One would say this when you see something out of the norm.

2)One would say this when they are really stressed about something.

Examples

1)Oh my gootness! Did you see the man jumping rope with one arm!

2)Oh my gootness! Why do you keep calling me, I told you I dont want to talk to you anymore!

by J.Conduit October 10, 2008

gootch

Grundle

He got kicked in the gootch!

by Ed K May 6, 2003

GOOTIES

A really cute chubby baby th as t likes to share stuff.

This miykah he's my little gooties.

by Ybbarrackus September 4, 2018

gooty

Another word for genitals.

Grab 'em by the gooty

by cityuser March 31, 2021

gooting

walking with joy

The man was gooting along the sidewalk.

by fleeb26 May 3, 2010