goon

To pleasure yourself, or someone, into a state of becoming a goon, or goon like. Generally, lighthearted use.

I want to goon all day and night. Let's get into a gooning session.

by jackmanla January 9, 2008

goon

Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag.
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.

From the "Popeye" cartoon strips

sqiggle,squiggle,squiggle,etc,etc...

Sea Hag: "Kill Popeye!"

Alice:"Blubber,Blubber (Noooooo!)"

by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005

goon

A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.

I can't believe that stinky fucker Dean keeps buying this shit weed. What a goon!

by bang, bang Nick Lange July 23, 2006

goon

Word given to one of incredibly annoying curiosity and ignorance.

God Ryan, stop asking me so many questions, you're being such a goon.

by PXC2012 May 10, 2010

goon [goonball] [goons]

A nerd or loser who attended priory school in Lewes England, typically hanging out on the tennis courts playing football.

Ha look at that goon goonball goons who's up for a spot of goonball?

by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009

goons

A shorthand name for "crab rangoons," a delicious, deep fried chinese appetizer.

I'm going to have to drop a major deuce after all of those goons I ate at lunch.

by Jeff_A May 1, 2008

Goon

Stupid person, goofy, a loser.

"Do you know Ashley?"

"No, that girls such a goon"

by maha1234567 February 26, 2010