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In lieu of goofing off at work, this is the act of actually avoiding the office all together to go golf. This is typically misrepresented as client or employee development. If consistently done with the same group it is referred to as a Strategic Networking Alliance Group (SNAG). Most commonly used by management and outside sales.
Has anyone seen Chuck and Chip today?
No. I bet they're both Goofing today.
I hate those guys.

Goofing by Pagoda75 May 8, 2008
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To drive around for no reason at all, mostly because you are bored, or because you just want to listen to music(because everybody knows music is better in a vehicle). There is no specific location to go, so you waste your gas driving around town.
Mom: "Where are you going?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Oh okay."

Driving around the same part of town.
Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already."
Woman: "Man, they're gooning!"

Back from driving for an hour.
Mom: "Where did you go?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Where?"
Travis: "...Gooning..."
Gooning by Whynotski March 29, 2010
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The act of working out at the gym to try and get buff.
Mike: "Yo you going to the gym today?"
Stuart: "Yeah bro, we be gooning hardcore today."
gooning by Carlos Malone July 26, 2011
Gooning is a state into which one gets when one is highly aroused. Gooning typically describes male behaviour rather than female. The term gooning and to goon is typically done by fags or subs or those typically seen as having a more submissive approach to their sexuality. Gooning is very often associated with the faglife style or sub lifestyle. Articles like "What is gooning" on websites like FagLife.com make a great attempt to fully describe what gooning is and how it should be done.
that boi is gooning so hard for those tits and that cock
gooning by ChillyBob March 23, 2023

cuba gooding jr. 

A Cuba Gooding Jr. is defined as a glass bottom boat with a glass bowl instead of a glass table.
I had the prostitiute give me a Cuba Gooding Jr. after a nice chiati.
cuba gooding jr. by jigga July 15, 2004
The act of being a goon. Also, pertaining to being a complete and utter goof and dweeb.
Stop gooning around and get to work!!!!
gooning by C.G.A. June 1, 2010
When you're out on Tuesday nights at your flower arranging class I stick on my cowboy boots and give your mum a right good goosing
goosing by gommog October 9, 2003