Gadget-Gollum 

1. A person of the geek, nerd, or just avid tech/gadget-y variety consumers who have a strong and unusual wantof technology.

2. Someone who has a tech/gadget fetish to the point they are up on when the next-gen models and brand new models of tech are coming out and urgently wait, often having a count down clock.

person 1: god...Jonas is pissing me off, every-time I come over he reminds me "IT'S JUST A FEW MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE NEW iPHONE COMES OUT".

person 2: don't mind him... he's a real gadget-gollum.

person 1: my friend Brittany seriously wants a iPhone, she's practically lusting after it....

person 2: awww....the poor gadget-gollum.

Gadget-Gollum by MADAOxSAN November 23, 2009

paige gillam 

A ratty little slag that increased global Chlamydia rates by 10% and has a fanny like the channel tunnel

Ugh shes clapped she looked like Paige Gillam

paige gillam by emmettill May 19, 2018

Fore Golla 

Fore Golla but funny YouTuber

Fore Golla but funny YouTuber

Fore Golla by Lola Frever August 3, 2023

Luxury Gollum 

When you're enhancing something that would normally be considered to be a lost cause.

Backstory:
Luxury Gollum is normal Gollum but with a Gucci belt and a toupée. He found the Gucci belt after losing the ring and put it on out of sheer desperation. After finding it to add on to his looks he added the toupée and felt good about himself.
Unfortunately, now he wants the ring even more because he thinks it would enhance his looks further.

"I'm on some real Luxury Gollum shit rn."

Luxury Gollum by ShrexOverThePhone March 11, 2025